Megan Engelhardt

Nonsense For Hire


Walk Wednesday 8/6/25

When we went on our honeymoon, my husband and I decided we weren’t “art people”. This is because we went to the Louvre and were not blown away by any of the art. (Well, except the Winged Victory of Samothrace, but I was blown away by her well before I saw her in person.)

We’ve been married 18 years now, and it turns out that I do actually enjoy art. I think it was just Paris we didn’t like.

A statue of a horse that appears to be made out of driftwood or other elongated wood-like material, and a sign that says The Columbus Museum

This horse at the entrance to The Columbus Museum is art! I liked it!

There was hardly anyone in the museum when I went, which makes sense as it was close to lunchtime on a Tuesday. It helped me enjoy the experience, frankly. Empty galleries are so liminal.

A view through two doorways in an art museum that shows two paintings in the middle room

One of my favorite parts was an exhibition called “America Fantastica“. Do I like surrealism now? Maybe? Some of it definitely.

I thought the string motif was cool.

A sign that says "AMERICAN FANTASTICA Memories, Dreams, and Chance" and a large formation made by string on the ceiling

I really liked this piece by Gray Foy – and this picture of Gray Foy, which I persist in misreading as “Fox” because, come on.

A square piece of surrealist art that appears to be trees looking uncomfortably organic. (It's hard to describe surrealist art.)
A plaque noting the art as "Thicket" made in 1958 by Gray Foy

I sent a picture of this to my sister and she replied “That’s a good selfie” so like, ouch, but also, fair.

A metal sculpture that looks like a little armless robot giving a little yell.
A plaque that says the art is called "An Anxious Friend" and was made in 1944 by Max Ernst.

I was particularly struck by some of the collection that was focused on the sea. This one really, really hooked me. I looked at it for some time. Then I noticed Moran was influenced by Turner and that made a ton of sense, because I also really enjoy Turner’s stuff.

A gloomy, moody painting of a stormy sea in an ornate golden frame
A close-up of the painting with bright light breaking through the storm clouds and highlighting the crashing waves
A plaque that says the art is called "Sunrise at Mid-Ocean" and was made in 1907 by Thomas Moran

One section of the museum is about local history. I’m not a local, so that was interesting to me. There was an alligator named Oscar!

A large glass wall that says "Chattahoochee Rhythms" with a VERY large stuffed alligator in front of it

But also there was this display, about local health workers during health crises. And I don’t know if it made me feel old or sad or glad it was being recorded (at least until it’s removed by authoritarians trying to rewrite history). But it made me feel some way.

A display called "Public Health" that highlights local responses to various pandemics and epidemics, including COVID-19.

Speaking of historical things that people try to rewrite, there was a great exhibit on pieces by Jewish artists.

Stairs leading to a downstairs gallery that has the title "Bells & Pomegranates"
A sign explaining that the title "Bells & Pomegranates" comes from Exodus 28:33 and explains more about the exhibit
A haunting painting of barely distinguishable figures carrying burdens walking in a line
A plaque saying that the painting is called "Exodus" and was made in 1939 by William Meyerowitz

Timely! Sobering! Excellent examples of art!

I stopped and *stared* at this piece for a long time. The dresses! The umbrellas! The shapes! This one was *amazing*.

An absolutely gorgeous painting of six African-Americans: three women, one baby, one man, and one little girl. They are wearing colorful dresses and holding umbrellas.
A plaque that says the art is called "Sunday Morning" and was made in 1948 by Robert Gwathmey

This was pretty fascinating.

A deeply colorful piece of art that features a dark-skinned girl holding a prison number that reads "B4-7053"
A plaque that say the art is named "B4-Rose: Here I Stand" in 2014 by Najee Dorsey.

The “showpiece” of the museum, sort of, is this Chihuly.

A very large wooden boat that is filled with colorful blown glass that looks like party balloons. The glass is twisted and shaped.
A plaque saying the art is called "Boat Installation" and was made by Dale Chihuly in 2001.

I took *a lot* of pictures of this boat.

When I was done and buying my magnet (I pick up magnets from places I’ve visited) the three people at the welcome desk gushed over my cryptid shirt, and I got to brag about living a day trip away from the Mothman Museum.

10/10 museum experience, would go again


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Megan Engelhardt is a lapsed librarian and SAHM to four wild things. She lives an hour away from the Sasquatch Triangle of Ohio, which seems a safe distance. She writes in the margins of the day.