My middlest middle kid was on the couch sick all weekend (+Monday) so we watched a lot of YouTube. One of the people we watched a LOT was Ryan Trahan, a YouTuber who actually seems like a nice guy and is much less loud and annoying than others we’ve seen.
Several of the videos we watched were Ryan going to hotels with one-star reviews and trying to bust or confirm the reviews. (Most of the time the reviews were busted.) I thought it might be fun to check low reviews on this week’s walk.
The only one star review was by Richard, who said: “Wouldn’t let the dogs in there”. (I could bust that review right away, as I saw two excellent puppers enjoying the trail.)
If I were to leave my own low review, though, it would say “TOO MANY GEESE.”

Because, you see, there were too many geese.
It wouldn’t have been too much of a problem except that they were sprawled all over the path, and cobra chickens are scary. I still did try to sidle past — until one lifted its giant snake head and hissed at me.
I noped right on out of there, just turned around and went back down the trail. I’m not even ashamed.
Thankfully the rest of the walk was uneventful. I got to see some sleeping ducks.

And this guy was hiding in a very flamboyant way.

Listening while walking podcast update: Astonishing Legends episode 311 – The Pascagoula Abduction with Philip Mantle part 1
Speaking of reviews! I haven’t plugged my newest book in awhile, so if you haven’t picked it up yet and like found family, queer romance, and reality-eating monsters, give it a try!

Once you’ve read it, I would LOVE it if you could leave a review at your favorite book review site!
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